History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
-The Devil’s Dictionary
he still BOUGHT a pack of cigarettes to wave around in front of a cancer clinic for the lols though?????!?!?!?????????????!!?!?
His facial expression is what irritates me the most. Okay he has some dumb metaphor going on that he felt was worth paying cigarette company for. Whatever it’s a single pack so it really not too too bad. And pulling it out in front of a cancer clinic is the height of stupidity. But then he looks at the girl with cancer like she’s so zany for not being hip to the fact that it’s a metaphor. The pretentiousness kills me.
princess-kushana a dit : Wanna go see a movie at the same time Hannibal is suppose to be on? WHY NOT!?
Don’t you know what Robespierrists do to princesses?
Yes. Visit them in there rooms and silently watch movies with the princess. That’s exactly what Robespierre would do and you know it. A prince on the other hand…we’ll just forget all about him.
— Elder Porphyrios (via gospelofthekingdom)